Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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