Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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