at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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