I wish i was in the wii world.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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