Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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