After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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