what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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