You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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