This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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