After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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