Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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