Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So vagazzling was a success
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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