what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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