So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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