Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?