He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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