Plan B is the new Plan A
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea