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this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool

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(304): this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool http://tfl.nu/dl9i

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(231): View more from Michigan

Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.

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(231): Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk. http://tfl.nu/0k6c

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.

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(978): Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over. http://tfl.nu/42jf

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.

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(901): I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism. http://tfl.nu/eczv

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(315): View more from New York

I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time

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(315): I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time http://tfl.nu/omxi

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(406): View more from Montana

she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart

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(406): she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart http://tfl.nu/bwi5

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(919): View more from North Carolina

what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"

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"bouncy castle"

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(919): what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl" (1-919): "bouncy castle" http://tfl.nu/3vde

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.

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(859): I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke. http://tfl.nu/mdh7

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(616): View more from Michigan

She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.

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(616): She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs. http://tfl.nu/e8xn

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.

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(570): Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least. http://tfl.nu/etpi

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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)

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Did you watch the carolina game tonight?

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(803): i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;) (1-803): Did you watch the carolina game tonight? http://tfl.nu/ae37

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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.

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(713): It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat. http://tfl.nu/xaim

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(518): View more from New York

Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off

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(518): Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off http://tfl.nu/hbwx

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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.

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(304): One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both. http://tfl.nu/pmax

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(207): View more from Maine

I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.

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(207): I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked. http://tfl.nu/3l0v

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