yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
birth control should be required to get into college
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.