Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(907): View more from Alaska

Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?

(773): View more from Illinois

Responsible fail?

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(630): View more from Illinois

Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work

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(251): View more from Alabama

She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.

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(408): View more from California

The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.

(408): View more from California

You've ruined television for me.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today

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(423): View more from Tennessee

take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.

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(315): View more from New York

I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.

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