Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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