ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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