Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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