C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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