i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
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