a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
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