i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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