More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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