why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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