I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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