would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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