Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
It's rum buckets o'clock
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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