I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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