So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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