This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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