when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Randomize