what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
