Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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