The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.