Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear

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(778): View more from British Columbia

so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..

(250): View more from British Columbia

i'll start checking the bushes on campus.

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(478): View more from Georgia

There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.

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(516): View more from New York

i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.

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(509): View more from Washington

Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters

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(585): View more from New York

Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer

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(815): View more from Illinois

He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.

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(702): View more from Nevada

He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...

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