That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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