he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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