I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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