would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
only if we run a train.
done.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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