The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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