I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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