I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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