Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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