Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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