i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I think I sprained my soul last night
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
you never un-have a 4some
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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