Nicole vs. Life
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i love accidental penises.
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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