their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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