Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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