The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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