sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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