Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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