"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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