About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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