its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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