He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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