Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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