Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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