Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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