Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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