Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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